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| A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent."I want a round trip ticket," says the ma... more
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| Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more
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| A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more
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| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more
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| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when... more
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| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more
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