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| Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.... more
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| Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.If it doesn't work, i... more
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| Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the... more
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| What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!... more
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| scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to theSta... more
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| The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the game.... more
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| New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped... more
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| New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Just as a figure skate... more
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| Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star sy... more
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