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| You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.... more
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| Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.... more
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| Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.... more
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| You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.... more
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| The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.... more
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| Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.... more
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| You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.... more
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| The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."... more
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| You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.... more
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| Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.... more
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