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| Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.... more
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| You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.... more
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| Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.... more
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| You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.... more
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| The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."... more
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| You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.... more
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| You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.... more
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| You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.... more
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| Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.... more
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| you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines".... more
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