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Joke:	Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE \| DEMOCRATS \| REPUBLICANS-------------------------------------------------------------------criminals \| Give them a second \| Give them the swift \| chance \| sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the poor \| Give them some food \| Give them the swift \| \| sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------endangered \| give them protection \| Give them the swiftspecies \| \| sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------dictators \| give them a way out \| Give them the swift \| \| sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the uninsured \| Give them some \| Given them the swift \| health care \| sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the cost \| $9,000,000,000, \| $29.95 \| 000,000,000 \| (cost of one sword)-------------------------------------------------------------------

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