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| Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a lot of stomping and... more
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| Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. .Can alwa... more
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| Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You could readmagazines and... more
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| Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager)... more
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| A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! S... more
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| Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: "I... more
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| Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I use your laptop? Put... more
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| what happend to the man who falled of a cliff he sais good lord i guess i wont be seeing ya :) lol... more
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| Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applic... more
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| Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a result of t... more
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