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| What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.... more
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| Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.... more
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| These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were... more
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| How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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| Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.... more
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| How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't wor... more
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| How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".... more
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| How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk...... more
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| Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!... more
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| What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll... more
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