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| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go b... more
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| How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't wor... more
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| A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.... more
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| What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.... more
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| Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die" Says the Doctor. T... more
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| Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired ofdoing it with his wife all the time, theot... more
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| There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of comin... more
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| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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