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| Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.... more
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| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with t... more
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| What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.... more
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| Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris... more
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| Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die" Says the Doctor. T... more
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| Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis... more
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| "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.... more
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| How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever... more
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| Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said... more
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