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| How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. Cramps would become... more
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| THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table dance: $30.00 Anothe... more
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| Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.... more
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| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more
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| Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.... more
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| Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more
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| There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubb... more
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| Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let... more
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