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| Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someon... more
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| A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc asks, "How long have yo... more
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| So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the do... more
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| A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his offic... more
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| A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they d... more
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| A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:... more
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| A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. After a few more gener... more
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| A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here... more
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| What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...... more
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| Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said,"Look at t... more
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