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| A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here,... more
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| A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,... more
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| A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professional... more
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| Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all th... more
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| A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental ho... more
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| A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the e... more
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| A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As he was tuning into t... more
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| I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"... more
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| Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic.... more
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| A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tr... more
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