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| Wife: What will I get for cooking food for a month?
Husband: My entire insurance amount.... more
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| Judge: Why did you shoot your husband instead of her lover?
Wife: It's better to shoot a man than shoot a woman every... more
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| A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a pers... more
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| The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to k... more
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| Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank ke... more
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| A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more
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| The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in England, they had a men's c... more
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| A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cannot afford another women!... more
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| Husband: Did you have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent.
Husband: You had NONE?
Wife: I am sti... more
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| One good way to reduce alcohol consumption: Before Marriage drink whenever you are sad: after marriage drink whenever yo... more
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