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| If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every a... more
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| Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride's family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announce... more
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| A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride... more
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| There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"Love is one l... more
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| At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing gas. They put them ever... more
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| My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.My wife has a spli... more
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| Wife: What will I get for cooking food for a month?
Husband: My entire insurance amount.... more
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| Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dea... more
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| Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to wear clothes today," c... more
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| The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in England, they had a men's c... more
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