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Joke:"Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of his hands.3. His emotions are shattered.4. His skin is numb.5. He has transofrmed into an alter-ego (i.e. professional wrestler)6. He is not feeling himself, in a biblical sense.7. He has been covered in saran-wrap.8. He is in an isolation tank.9. He wanted to take a day off but couldn't come up with an actual illness to fake.10. He is feeling others.:) by Jennifer Schmidt and Nick GassJenSch@aol.com
 
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