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| Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely whenin c... more
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| Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitim... more
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| Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and an... more
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| I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an... more
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| When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle management gets together, they ta... more
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| Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send andrec... more
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| Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.... more
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| The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucial document that summarises theessen... more
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| A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfa... more
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| The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You sta... more
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