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| A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," D... more
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| A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.Climbing in... more
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| Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones... more
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| What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where can you get more?3. D... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he... more
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| A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions... more
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| A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of profession... more
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| One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it wa... more
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