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| 1. | Rating:  | | A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The a... more
| | 2. | Rating:  | | A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What doe... more
| | 3. | Rating: | | Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a... more
| | 4. | Rating: | | Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevai... more
| | 5. | Rating: | | `You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`Well, your Honour,' s... more
| | 6. | Rating: | | Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater... more
| | 7. | Rating: | | A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he cou... more
| | 8. | Rating: | | Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: I... more
| | 9. | Rating: | | Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlso... more
| | 10. | Rating: | | A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery... more
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