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| One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in t... more
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| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.... more
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| 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of attorneys with traps or d... more
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| You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence you have ever writte... more
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| One day an extremely well-dressed and successful lawyer was driving to a meeting when he found that the front left tire... more
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| A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his c... more
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| A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen," he shouted, "I?ve... more
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| Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A genie pops out. He s... more
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| A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawy... more
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