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| These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for wor... more
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| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement... more
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| A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer."No pro... more
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| 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of attorneys with traps or d... more
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| NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled that a defendant can't s... more
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| A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The... more
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| Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: I... more
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| Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.... more
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| A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.Climbing in... more
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