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| What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!... more
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| Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooo... more
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| What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!... more
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| Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!... more
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| What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?A pool table?... more
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| What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!... more
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| : How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?A: A... more
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| Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!... more
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| What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!... more
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| What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!... more
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