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| What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!... more
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| Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!... more
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| What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!... more
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| What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What woul... more
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| What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!... more
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| Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!... more
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| What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!... more
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| What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!... more
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| Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fis... more
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| What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!... more
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