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| What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!... more
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| Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs... more
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| What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!... more
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| Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!... more
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| What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!... more
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| Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!... more
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| Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you call a sleeping bull... more
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| How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party... more
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| Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets... more
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| What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!... more
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