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| 1. | Rating:  | | Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said... more
| | 2. | Rating: | | An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their be... more
| | 3. | Rating: | | The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding... more
| | 4. | Rating: | | Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled fo... more
| | 5. | Rating: | | "Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the co... more
| | 6. | Rating: | | A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lad... more
| | 7. | Rating:  | | "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous a... more
| | 8. | Rating: | | McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more
| | 9. | Rating: | | An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
| | 10. | Rating: | | In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger... more
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