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| A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaur... more
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| Three things that sound dirty at office, but aren't:
- I need to whip it out by 5.
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| A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get... more
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| On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory w... more
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| Why did Saddam stop having sex with his wife?...... Because every time she open her legs all he could see was Bush all o... more
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| Three things that sound dirty at police staion, but aren't:
- He is one hard officer!
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| Whats the ultimate rejection? When youre masturbating and your hand falls asleep. ... more
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| What's the speed limit of sex? 68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around. ... more
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| Grandpa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grandpa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. "You... more
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