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| Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your... more
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| Husband: I could go to the end of the earth for you.
Wife: Good, go and stay there.... more
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| Husband: Did you have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent.
Husband: You had NONE?
Wife: I am sti... more
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| Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reaso... more
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| B4 Marriage: Roses are Red Sky is Blue, You are Beautiful, I Love You.
After Marriage: Roses are Dead, I am Blue, You... more
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| At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I ma... more
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| Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an atte... more
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| Bachelor: According to a survey, married man lives longer than a single man.
Married Man: But married men are lot more... more
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| I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair c... more
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| A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor,... more
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