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| Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? A)They are both meat substitutes!!!! ... more
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| Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" T... more
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| On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory w... more
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| There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in re... more
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| What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, only down under! ... more
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| A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman.... more
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| One day a cruise ship capsised and only 3 men survived . And they hold on each a wood plank and floated to an island. A... more
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| A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, o... more
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| your penis is so small that when you had sex with a virgin,
she remains a virgin.... more
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| There was this guy who invited his girlfriend for dinner.after dinner he was prepared to screw her but he had no condom.... more
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