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| Q: What do tigers wear in bed ? A: Stripey pyjamas ! ... more
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| Q: Why are rivers lazy? A: Because they never get off their beds. ... more
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| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade. ... more
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| Q: What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A: A snake charmer. ... more
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| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time fo... more
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| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed ! ... more
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| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay. ... more
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| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep co... more
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| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa. ... more
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