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| NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.The first applica... more
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| How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against... more
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| One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an or... more
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| A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first v... more
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| Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement... more
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| `You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`Well, your Honour,' s... more
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| One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when al... more
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| A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You... more
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| One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it wa... more
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