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| How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't wor... more
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| These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were... more
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| IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go b... more
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| A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop a... more
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| What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!... more
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| Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.... more
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| There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of comin... more
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| 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You k... more
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| If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. Cramps would become... more
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| Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.... more
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