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| Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.... more
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| Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber li... more
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| A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his... more
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| Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.... more
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| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more
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| What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.... more
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| There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but you could still use th... more
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| What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... more
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| You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it!... more
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