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| A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don't h... more
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| What is the meaning of "sanctity"?It's french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by Darrell... more
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| "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candleli... more
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| Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? B... more
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| What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.... more
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| Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your inven... more
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| The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure c... more
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| Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big... more
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| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
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| What's the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!... more
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