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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !... more
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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more
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| What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more
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