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| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more
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| Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !... more
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| Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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