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| Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !... more
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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more
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| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more
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| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more
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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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