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| Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !... more
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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| Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires! Why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out flam... more
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| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
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| How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !... more
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| It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more
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