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Joke:There were these three french guys that came to America.None of them new how to speak english,so the first french guy went to an auction and learned how to say "me me me me me".The second french guy went to a resturaunt and learned how to say "forks and knives, forks and knives".Then the third frenchmen went to a candy shop and learned how to say "goody goody gumdrop".So they were all walking when a cop comes up while holding a picture and asks them who murdered this person. Then,the first guy says me me me me me.The cop says how did you do it?Then,the second guy says forks and knives forks and knives.and the cop says "Wll, you two are going to jail.Then, the third guy says goody goody gumdrop.
 
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