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| Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35... more
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| A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She says "Thank you."... more
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| An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will jus... more
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| What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.... more
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| Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need to be cleaned!... more
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| Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your inven... more
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| There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in the US calls:"Monke... more
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