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| My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.Shes very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.... more
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| The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couples house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the... more
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| Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Student: Alll of them were born on HOLIDAYS!... more
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| Dress code for a party: BLACK TIES ONLY.
James was surprised to see that other guests were wearing suits as well.... more
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| Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.... more
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| What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"... more
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| Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!... more
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| A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a h... more
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| A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very exc... more
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