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| Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric eels !... more
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| What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?Anything you like, he cant hear you.... more
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| What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !... more
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| Whats the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.... more
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| One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "The... more
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| What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !... more
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| One mans hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday... more
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| What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !... more
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| There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deser... more
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| Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.... more
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