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| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| Q: What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new f... more
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| Q: Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? A: One to get in and one to get out. ... more
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| Zoo Keeper:"Ive lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why dont you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper... more
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| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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| Q: When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A: A zoo-t suit! ... more
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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me! ... more
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| One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. ... more
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| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me. ... more
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| Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan... more
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