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| Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she go... more
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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me! ... more
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| Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more
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| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in? ... more
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| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!more
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| Zoo Keeper:"Ive lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why dont you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? A: In a Northern zoo you have the name of the anima... more
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| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him? ... more
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| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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