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| Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !... more
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| Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank... more
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| What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.... more
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| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him? He stung her into action.... more
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| Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?""Let us sp... more
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| There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle rea... more
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| What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !... more
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| What is a dolphins favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !... more
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| Why dont whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. Its just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep gettin... more
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