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| The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they... more
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| The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically... more
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| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
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| How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?"You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand!... more
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| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more
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| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| In a psychiatrists waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"The se... more
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| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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| A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said t... more
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