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| A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven... more
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| Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.... more
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| What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.... more
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| Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, on... more
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| Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sure wish I could do th... more
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| Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.... more
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| These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called 9... more
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| What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass.... more
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| How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.... more
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| A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared... more
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