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| Q: What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A: A flat miner. ... more
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| Q: What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A: A flat note. ... more
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| Q: Why is King Kong big and hairy? A: So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry. ... more
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| Q: Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? A: Queen Kong. ... more
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| Q: What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? A: "Oops! King Kong ring wrong." ... more
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| Q: What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? A: "Are you my mother?" ... more
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| Q: Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? A: So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butt... more
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| Q: If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? A: Because hes a beef-eater. ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? A: I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!more
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| Q: What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? A: Give him the biggest bananas. ... more
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