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Joke:George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.

The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River".

The Washington Time : "Bushs conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".

Mother Jones : "Bush cant swim".

 
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