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| Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?... more
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| Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?... more
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| Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.... more
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| Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"? No. Oh, so its you!... more
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| Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?To hide his flea collar.... more
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| Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.... more
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| Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and... more
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| An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to... more
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| Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store tobuy a chain saw ?He said I want one that will cut do... more
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| An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the... more
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