Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a p... joke

A Laugh A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

JOKES ::

SEARCH ::

Find:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Ethnic Jokes

Rating:
Views:	276

Joke:	Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "How did you know?" he asks. "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Ethnic Jokes:

1.	Rating:
	This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he th... more
2.	Rating:
	Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll b... more
3.	Rating:
	An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir... more
4.	Rating:
	The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred langua... more
5.	Rating:
	Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle EastAKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank you for showing me your... more
6.	Rating:
	What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?We B Toyz N' Shit... more
7.	Rating:
	The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a ve... more
8.	Rating:
	A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more
9.	Rating:
	A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, a... more
10.	Rating:
	Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu... more

JOKES ::