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| Q: What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? A: They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins ! ... more
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| Q: What did the really ugly man do for a living? A: He posed for Halloween masks. ... more
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| Q: What is a child's favorite type of Halloween candy? A: Lots a candy. ... more
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| Q: Who turns the lights off at halloween ? A: The lights witch ! ... more
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| At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more
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| Q: Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? A: Because he just came to pi... more
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| Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead. ... more
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| Q: What do fishermen say on Halloween? A: "Trick-or-trout!" ... more
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| Q: Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? A: Because theres lots of school spirit! ... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties. ... more
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