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| Q: How do zombies celebrate Halloween? A: They paint the town dead! ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? A: The Fourth of Ghoul-ly! ... more
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| Q: What do fishermen say on Halloween? A: "Trick-or-trout!" ... more
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| Q: What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? A: The cat ate her. ... more
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| Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween? A: Pump-kin! ... more
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| Q: Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? A: He was going as a banana. ... more
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| Q: What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? A: They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins ! ... more
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| Q: Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? A: Because so many witches are sweeping the sky. ... more
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| Q: What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? A: Mash-scara! ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A: A ghoul Yule! ... more
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