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| Q: Who turns the lights off at halloween ? A: The lights witch ! ... more
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| Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead. ... more
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| Q: Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? A: Because so many witches are sweeping the sky. ... more
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| Q: What do witches eat at Halloween? A: Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie. ... more
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| Q: What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? A: The cat ate her. ... more
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| Q: What did the really ugly man do for a living? A: He posed for Halloween masks. ... more
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| Q: Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? A: Because he just came to pi... more
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| Q: Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? A: He was going as a banana. ... more
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| Q: Wheres the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? A: On the psycho path! ... more
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| Q: What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? A: Mash-scara! ... more
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